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Low tolerance for language and 0% inappropriateness, please!
Guys. Guys. I kid you not. He really is.
We’ve had two years of the most basic, platonic acquaintanceship. I knew him okay enough and vice versa. He had a thing going on with one of my friends, but it never coalesced further than a non-official relationship. I know what you’re thinking: Sherlock Holmes would never let himself get entrapped in such a thing.
He was already so hesitant about people in the beginning, but after the falling out with my friend, it heightened even more. And when I say he’s like Sherlock, this guy has the mind (it’s amazing), the cheekbones, the scarf, the walk. He hasn’t formed some of the worse personalities, although this guy does tend to be a whiner and has an amazing capacity for jerk-like proportions. I could go on and keep describing him, but I think you all get the gist that he’s quickly becoming a Sherlock.
And then this year came around, and our acquaintanceship deepened into a friendship. It’s fantastic. But at the same time, he was constantly pushing me away. Conversations at 3 in the wee hours of the morning revealed a lot. And then I had to get him hooked to Sherlock, of course. And after that, he went from kind of attractive to being irritatingly good-looking. It’s bloody annoying.
But we got into a real tiff last week. He hadn’t even gotten to Scandal yet, and he told me something long before last week to the effect of, “Why should I love someone? Love is a weakness I cannot afford, and surely you could see that you could not afford something like that as well. This world is too wily and manipulating to truly let love happen.” LIKE FOR REALS THE CONTENT OF WHAT HE SAID LIKE WTF ARE YOU SHERLOCK???
And then last week Monday, a friend called him a friend, and he just scoffed and went, "I don’t have ‘friends’." HE HASN’T EVEN WATCHED HOUNDS YET FOR GOD’S SAKE. And it just went downhill from there. Needless to say, we had a fight. He really offended me on my birthday. I won’t go into the details, but think Molly dressed nicely at the Christmas party and everyone trying to have a good time before Sherlock deduced the shit out of Molly and embarrassed her. Then multiply that by 2. At least Sherlock apologised at the end. The little shit tried apologising to me in A TEXT apologising IF he offended me and then later again in another TEXT (for crying out loud!), but he really crossed a line. I ignored him for 2 days before I really gave it to him this last Friday. I really made him think, and I got through to him (for now).
We’ve made up and are good again, but…. Valentine’s Day is coming up. I know that anything truly sentimental would be “abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind.” Really. So I’ve had this idea for a long time for Sherlock themed valentines. I have a bunch for my friends, like “Roses are red, violets are blue, you must be Reichenbach because I’m falling for you.” Horrible, I know XD
But I need one for him. I was contemplating giving him, “Mycroft is fat, Sherlock is thinner, I’ll be your Irene. Let’s Have Dinner” as a sort of “gag” Valentine. From what he’s told me, he’s only gotten to Scandal and he greatly admires (and I can tell, lusts) after The Woman. I’m not holding that against him, but I just want to find a good one that might be flirty but not too over the top. Fighting against him made me realize how much I missed him, so maybe sticking to friendly might be easier?
Ideas, please, ANYBODY I NEED THEM BEFORE THURSDAY!!!!!
Oh my gosh. My sister just suggested, “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
I didn’t know I needed to remember this. And how inspiring it is.